Knock-Knock Jokes / Recent Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin'' round the mountain when she comes.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who? Bronte of the blow!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan my money back now! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you don't want to see me! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
It's not Ivan who, it's Ivanhoe! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you know who it is! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!