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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow. Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the origin of pork. Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the p ig!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ninja!
Ninja who?
Ninja with me every day!
"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.""Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it""Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.""Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.""Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.""When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you' to give me a hand to turn the mattress.""Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last nights' Sopranos'. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle.""Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett the back door, not the front! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Reddy Teddy! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Reddy, aim, fire! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh could hear a pin drop! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh is going to let me in then? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!