"Knock Knock - Ivan" joke

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan my money back now! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you don't want to see me! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
It's not Ivan who, it's Ivanhoe! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you know who it is! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!

What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?

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AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot`s Cat Killer
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever more...

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One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"
And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"
Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to more...

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, Ireland, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the more...

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101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance more...

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