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Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to you feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said...
"Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"

Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored."What happened to you feet?" his wife asked."I had a childhood disease called tolio.""Don't you mean polio?""No, tolio, it only affects the toes."He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked."Well, I also had kneesles.""Don't you mean measles?""No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said..."Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"

Kneesles
A young couple got married and they've never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty. Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees are deeply pockmarked and scarred.
So his wife says, "What happened to you?" The man says, "When I was young, I had the kneesles."
He then takes off his socks and his wife sees that his toes are all mangled and deformed.
"Hmmm, well what happened to your feet?" inquires the wife. "When I was a young boy, I had tolio."
So, finally, the man takes off his shorts and the woman replies, "Don't tell me. Smallcox, right!?"