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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because the zippers scare the sheep.

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts? The sound of the zipper scares the sheep. Sent by Lou