Kaplan Jokes

Ginsberg meets his old friend Kaplan and say's, "Kaplan, how are you? I haven't seen you in years." Kaplan replies, "Truthfully, Ginsberg, things have not gone very well. I just underwent the sorrow of burying my wife." Ginsberg then exclaims, "Wait a minute, Kaplan! I distinctly remember attending your wife's funeral ten years ago. In fact, that's the last time I saw you." Kaplan retorts, "No, that funeral was for my first wife." Ginsberg then beems and with a hearty smile says, "Wait a minute, I didn't know you had remarried. Mazel tov!!"