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    Humour: What's A Kiss?
    Everything you wanted to know about a kiss; -
    Definition of A Kiss:

    Professors of different subjects define the same word different
    ways.
    Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is two divided by nothing.
    Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two
    straight lines.
    Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
    expansion of the heart.
    Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction
    between two hearts.
    Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary
    bacteria.
    Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis
    oris muscles in the state of contraction.
    Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
    Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
    returned.
    Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is
    higher than the supply.
    Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an more...

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