Jumbo Jokes

How does an elephant go on holiday?
He takes a jumbo jet!

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean, Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman, 10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died, We`ll be 1 hour late"20 mins later,"Every one, engine # 4 has died, sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late"Suddenly the Irish man speaks out,"Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up hereall day!!"

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean, Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I'm sorry people Engine #3 has died, We'll be 1 hour late"20 mins later,"Every one, engine # 4 has died, sorry, We'll be 2 hours late"Suddenly the Irish man speaks out,"Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we'll be stuck up hereall day!!"