Joe Biden Jokes / Recent Jokes

Mr. Toyota made a statement that fixing safety problems is a number one priority. When asked if he was satisfied with that statement Joe Biden stated, “I think we should hear what Mr. General Motors has to say.”

In related news, 100 people were arrested in Chicago during an after-dinner speech given by Joe Biden.

If states misuse stimulus money, the Obama administration may pull the money or embarrass the states, Vice President Joe Biden said today. Just yesterday, Biden gave North Carolina a Wet Willy.

Billionaire oil man T. Boone Pickens is shelving plans to build the world's largest wind farm. Pickens thinks he can produce more wind power by hooking up a generator to Joe Biden.

...president Obama is concerned over Joe Biden shooting his mouth off and disclosing where the secret vice-presidential emergency compound is...Obama is worried that next Biden is going to tell everyone where Waldo is.