Janedear Jokes

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - LarryDear GOD:If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - MickeyDear GOD:I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - NanDear GOD:In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - JaneDear GOD:I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, AlisonDear GOD:Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - LucyDear GOD:Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? AnitaDear GOD:Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD:Who draws the lines more...

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God: Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - LarryDear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - MickeyDear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - NanDear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - JaneDear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, AlisonDear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - LucyDear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? AnitaDear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD: Who draws the more...