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Bush also refuses to refer to Iraq as a civil war. It pisses me off, but I'm not surprised: the White House still refers to the American Civil War as the "War of Northern Aggression."
It’s the 5th anniversary of the Iraq war. The MASH TV show lasted 12 years, based on a three-year war. Airing of the new TV series MASH: Iraq is expected to end in 2063.
While this is not comedy, per se, it should be noted that some sick humor can be found in the furor in the Islamic world regarding Pope Benny’s decision to publicly repeat comments made by a Byzantine emperor’s notion of the violence inherent to Islam and the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad.
From this joker’s perspective, I would offer the following observations:
1. When freedom of religion and the right for open assemblies of non-Muslim religious gatherings can be commonplace in the Islamic world, then criticism of Pope Benny is justified.
2. When Muslim terrorists stop bombing churches in Iraq and stop harassing Iraqi Christians seeking the free exercise of their faith (particularly women), then criticism of Pope Benny is justified.
3. When the governments of predominantly Islamic nations cease their policies of persecution of non-Muslim faiths (most notably Iran’s campaigns against its Baha’i population and the state-sanctioned violence against more...
President Bush is sending 20,000 more troops to Iraq, now that everything in America is finally okay.
US forces invaded an Iranian office in Iraq, further confusing Americans who can't tell the difference between the two countries.
Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said of Iraq, “This is a very complex problem, and the more 10-pound brains we can bring to bear on the problem for our nation, the better.” It would certainly be a step up from the 10-ounce brain we’ve got on it now.