Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes
NASHVILLE, TN — With sales of "God Bless The U.S.A." waning after a five-month surge, country singer Lee Greenwood urged the U.S. to take military action against Iraq Monday. "Saddam Hussein is a despot with strong ties to terrorism, and his regime must be toppled," Greenwood said.
"Unfortunately, our best chance of doing so is to send brave young American soldiers into dangerous, emotionally stirring combat situations."
Greenwood added that he would probably be willing to perform his signature hit for the troops during a live CBS special if asked.
Three men were arrested for heckling Saddam Hussein during his last moments. The men are heard on their bootleg video shouting "to Hell!"
Saddam took the hecklers head-on, screaming "oh yeah!? Well, your mother's so fat tha-aaaughh..."
Britain's outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair will speak out against the execution of Saddam Hussein, calling the way it was carried out "completely wrong," officials at Downing Street told CNN.
President Bush responded by asking, "Does that mean Saddam is still alive?"
Saddam has just been hanged. MSNBC reports that the complete execution is unlikely to be aired on US television.
The sound you now hear is the sound of a thousand garage bands quickly changing the names of their new videos to "Saddam's Execution" and uploading them to YouTube.
Where once there was only one potential suicide bomber, now there are two.
In Baghdad on Saturday, gunmen stormed a meeting of sports officials and kidnapped the head of Iraq's Olympic Committee. His body was left at the office.