Hurricane Jokes / Recent Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Condoleeza Rice told colleagues that she was appalled at the slow reaction to Hurricane Katrina.
She had urged President Bush to do more, but at that time, Bush wasn't listening to black people.

One day a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette were captured by the army. The soldier goes to shoot them, and says "Any last words?"
The red head says "ah! a storm! look!" And points behind the soldier. The soldier turns to look, and the red head runs away.
The brunette says "hurricane! hurricane! and points behind the soldier. The soldie turns to look, and the brunette runs away.
The blonde says "fire! fire!" And puts her hands on her head. The soldier pulls out his gun and shoots her.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !

Losing their final Orange Bowl game 48-0 was so embarrassing for the Miami Hurricanes, they have downgraded their mascot to the Tropical Storms.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German and a
[ethnic], are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. As the
final hour approachs, each man is trying to think of a way to escape his
inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and the American is
brought first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is being tied
around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape by diverting
the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and then running
away.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8,... "
Just before the officer reaches "1," the American shouts,
"Flood!"
Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around
searching for the onrush of water. In all of this confusion, the American
manages to take off his blindfold and run away. By the time the
executioners are aware of what happened, the more...