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After his first day working at a department store. The manager walks up to his new sales men and asked him how many sales he had his first day.
The young man proudly answered ? One.? The manager replied ? only one, well how much was it for? The young man responded with $39562. Curious the manager asked what he had sold.
He was buying some fishing hooks and I told him that he would probably need some stronger line to go with those hooks. He agreed but before he left I suggested he bought a new rod to go with his new line and hooks. And to my surprise he bought it as well. So I thought I would try to sell him a boat so that he could go out and catch some big fish. After deciding on the boat he realized that his car wouldn? t be able to tow the boat so I showed him the new truck we had and he bought that as well. By the time he had walked out his total was $39562.
The manager said ? you are one hell of a sales men a guy comes into buy fishing hooks and you sell him fishing more...

After his first day working at a department store. The manager walks up to his new sales men and asked him how many sales he had his first day.
The young man proudly answered "One." The manager replied "only one, well how much was it for"? The young man responded with $39562. Curious the manager asked what he had sold.
He was buying some fishing hooks and I told him that he would probably need some stronger line to go with those hooks. He agreed but before he left I suggested he bought a new rod to go with his new line and hooks. And to my surprise he bought it as well. So I thought I would try to sell him a boat so that he could go out and catch some big fish. After deciding on the boat he realized that his car wouldn't be able to tow the boat so I showed him the new truck we had and he bought that as well. By the time he had walked out his total was $39562.
The manager said "You are one hell of a sales men a guy comes into buy fishing hooks and more...

The Man's Strategy for Going to the Bathroom:

1) Walk slowly and proudly up to the bathroom, make sure everyone knows that is where you are headed.
2) Enter the bathroom, and quickly check out the whole room
3) Look for the right urinal. This is how to pick your urinal - There must be at least one urinal between you and the next closest person (on either side) to you, if this is not available, take the urnial next to the wall, beside a' safe looking' male. If this is also not available, glance at stalls, or leave bathroom, and return later, to get the right spot.
4) If proper urinal is available, approach urinal swiftly, looking straight ahead, never turning eyes or head. Another approach is to look at the floor, feet are always good as well.
5) Undo pants, relieve yourself as quickly as possible, keep head looking down (or eyes closed and head held looking up) this way no one will think you are trying to check them out.
6) Shake it off, put it back more...