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What is the difference between Bollywood and Hollywood???
Two letters and a thousand miles.... hehehe
The Oscars are here! The Oscars are here!
The single greatest night of year is coming, and that means it's time for me to tell you who will win! I'm good, you know it. Last year, I told you James Coburn would win, and you all laughed, and he won. WHY DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Many of you cling to the belief that the Oscar goes to the most deserving nominee. Get over yourself. Oscars have nothing to do with talent and everything to do with marketing. With that in mind, here is the list of who will win.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR OK, everyone loved the little kid in Sixth Sense. But the last time the Academy gave an award to a damn kid (Anna Paquin from The Piano) she vanished off the face of the Earth to concentrate on a spelling bee. Face it, they ain't gonna give an award to anyone who still worships the Power Rangers. How about Michael Clarke Duncan from The Green Mile? Too tall. Jude Law? Forget it, his name's Jude.
There are really only two possible more...
The writers for popular Television shows are still on strike, the president of the Hollywood Writers Association issued us the following statement about the writers' strike:
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny debuts today.
What's interesting to note here is a rare reversal of the usual Hollywood modus operandi; Jack Black has made a feature film out of the TV project that made him famous, but only after appearing in movie after movie to the point where I wish the pudgy little goblin would just go away.
Hollywood pigeons are being put on the pill to prevent pigeon population. That sounds more sensible than what the pigeons here in New York do: Pull out.
In an effort to control the pigeon population in Hollywood, a birth control product called OvoControl P, which interferes with egg development, will be placed in bird food in new rooftop feeders.
Although the pigeons should experience a lot less bloating going forward, veterinarians caution the pill is not effective in preventing avian flu.
As an alternative to the program, the Bush administration urges abstinence until marriage.
It was a hot day and a Hollywood star told a visiting Asian actor he knew of a secluded place where they can go skinny dipping. While they were enjoying the cool water, a busload of women suddenly appeared. Both men made a beeline for their towels. The Hollywood star wrapped his towel around his waist, while the Asian actor wrapped his towel around his head. There was a great deal of laughter coming from the women. They were hysterical. Afterwards, when there was only the two of them, the Hollywood star asked his guest why he wrap his towel around his head, instead of around his waist and he replied, Where I come from we identify with our faces.