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Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
There was a co-educational school attached to the college where Banta was the principal. His youngest daughter was also a student of the school. She was poor at her studies and used to get low marks in examinations.
At the end of the academic year, the headmaster of the school, not to incur the displeasure of the principal, promoted the principal's daughter to the next class.
When Banta came to know of this, he exploded:' The headmaster promoted my daughter, in. spite of her poor marks, thinking that she was my daughter. It was there that the headmaster was wrong.'
These are some of the application and leave letters written by
various people in Sri lanka...
01. A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a' typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
02. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
03. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
04. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
05. A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the more...
These are some of the leave letters written by various personnel. English, as they say, is really a funny language!
1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave...
2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
3. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today
4. A family friend of our`s told an incident of his friend`s letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school
5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
6. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am more...
A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with his dog. "Your dog must be must be very intelligent," said the man.
"Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three games out of four."
An inspector of schools went to a government-aided school and put the following question to students of the sixth class:' You have read the Ramayana. Tell me who broke Shiva's dhanush?'
Only one boy raised his hand:' Sir, I do not know who broke it but it was not me.'
The inspector turned to the teacher and reprimanded him for not having done his job. The teacher replied:' Sir, the boy is very naughty. I am sure it was he who broke it, but will not admit it.'
The inspector went to the headmaster and narrated the whole story. After hearing him the headmaster said:' Why make a fuss about such a petty thing. Whatever is broken is broken for ever. While paying us the grant you may deduct the price of a new dhanush and pay the balance.'