Dhanush Jokes

An inspector of schools went to a government-aided school and put the following question to students of the sixth class:' You have read the Ramayana. Tell me who broke Shiva's dhanush?'
Only one boy raised his hand:' Sir, I do not know who broke it but it was not me.'
The inspector turned to the teacher and reprimanded him for not having done his job. The teacher replied:' Sir, the boy is very naughty. I am sure it was he who broke it, but will not admit it.'
The inspector went to the headmaster and narrated the whole story. After hearing him the headmaster said:' Why make a fuss about such a petty thing. Whatever is broken is broken for ever. While paying us the grant you may deduct the price of a new dhanush and pay the balance.'