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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink

How do you know when a women's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts:
"I wanna know your name..."

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let more...

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.