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Your momma so hairy that when an ant crawed on her leg it started singing " In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight "
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"
She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer. "You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's more...
This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want more...
A big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress enters a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big, hairy armpit, points to all the people sitting at the bar, and asks, "Which one of you will buy a lady a drink?" The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.
Suddenly, a skinny little drunk at the end of the bar slams his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the woman a drink and she chugs it down. A moment later, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, once more revealing her hairy armpit, and says, "Which one of you will buy a lady a drink?"
Again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, more...
Last 10 things the other sex would ever say
10)
Women: Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Men: I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9)
Women: Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
Men: While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8)
Women: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Men: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7)
Women: Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Men: Her tits are just too big.
6)
Women: Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
Men: Sometimes I just want to be held.
5)
Women: This diamond is way too big.
Men: That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4)
Women: I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow
Men: Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3)
Women: Wow, it really is 12 inches!
Men: We haven't been to the mall for ages, more...