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ur mamma so hairy, when u were bron u got rug burns

your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn

Your Momma is so hairy, people really do think we evolved from GORILLAS!

your momma so hairy she almost died of runburm at birth

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
10. Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We more...

A Blonde goes and buys a new house and names it Hairy Butt.Of course she had a son named Crack.Well one day the blonde couldn't find her son so she called the police and said I looked all over my Hairy Butt and couldn't find my Crack.