Grannie Jokes

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight over to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grannie explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grannie replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear. "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."

my gran is the most religious lady i know and every sabbath she would go to church and she never missed it. one sabbath my gran and i went to church, even though we would have walked for 5 mins to church, we walked for half an hour for she is very slow. when we got there something unusual happened 2 men dressed in black got in with guns and shouted "is anyone willing to take a bullet for christ?" and at that moment before anyone could make out what was happening my gran was outside the church she was the first to leave all we were left with was the grannie breeze she left behind.