Gramma Jokes / Recent Jokes
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat and his mother was having a hard time controlling him. When she finally got to the teller, she sat the boy on the counter and said, "Now you be a good boy or I'll tell Gramma how you were acting and she won't give you anymore cookies."The child sat there for a moment with a scowl on his face and then told her, and everyone else in the bank, "Oh yeah? Well I'll tell Gramma I saw you sucking Daddy's cock!"The place went completely silent and the woman just picked up her son and left without finishing her banking.
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for
Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.
The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are all of you girls lined up?"
The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said "We're lined up to buy oranges"
The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said "How do you do it, you're so old?!?"
Gramma says - "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are all of you girls lined up?"The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said "We're lined up to buy oranges"The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said "How do you do it, you're so old?!?"Gramma says - "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up. The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are all of you girls lined up?" The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said "We're lined up to buy oranges"The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said "How do you do it, you're so old?!?" Gramma says - "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"