Gotlieb Jokes / Recent Jokes

Gotlieb called his Rabbi and said, "I know tonight is Kol Nidre but tonight is the European Cup Final and my team is playing . I've got to watch the game on TV."
The Rabbi responds, "Gotlieb, that's what VCRs are for."
Gotlieb is surprised. "You mean I can tape Kol Nidre"?