Nidre Jokes

Kol Nidre night.
Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy.
He says, "Rabbi, I know tonight is Kol Nidre night, but tonight Spurs are in the European Cup quarter finals. Rabbi, I`m a life long Spurs fan. I`ve got to watch the Spurs game on TV."
Rabbi Levy replies, "Sidney, that`s what video recorders are for."
Sidney is surprised. "You mean I can tape Kol Nidre"?

He says, "Rabbi, I know tonight is Kol Nidre night, but tonight Spurs are in the European Cup quarter finals. Rabbi, I'm a life long Spurs fan. I've got to watch the Spurs game on TV." Rabbi Levy replies, "Sidney, that's what video recorders are for." Sidney is surprised. "You mean I can tape Kol Nidre"?

Gotlieb called his Rabbi and said, "I know tonight is Kol Nidre but tonight is the European Cup Final and my team is playing . I've got to watch the game on TV."
The Rabbi responds, "Gotlieb, that's what VCRs are for."
Gotlieb is surprised. "You mean I can tape Kol Nidre"?