Gonorrhea Jokes / Recent Jokes

A fisherman got married and went to a mountain resort for the honeymoon.
The resort clerk saw the man at the pier fishing and asked, why are you fishing?
Shouldn? t you be making love to you? re new bride?
The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got gonorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
The clerk said well you could turn her over and get some booty.
The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got diarrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
The clerk asked well couldn? t you at least get some head?
The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got pyorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
The clerk now in disbelief says gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for?
The fisherman said, She? s also got worms and you know I like to fish.

Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.

Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior - there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have us a drank. ”

“But we’s privates, ” protests Junior.

“NO, we’s sergeants now, ” says Bubba, pulling him inside

“Now, Junior, I’m gonna sit down and have me a drank. ”

“But, we’s privates, ” says Junior.

“You blind, boy! ” says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. “We’s Sergeants now! ”

So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.

“You’re cute, ” she says, “and I’d like to take you someplace and make you feel good - but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea. ”

Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it’s good, give me the okay more...

This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing. Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was spending all his time on the lake. Well, their curiosity got the best of them and they confronted him when he came in for lunch. The first old man said, " Son when I first got married me and my wife spent every day of our honeymoon in bed... well you know!"The new groom said, "well, normally that's what I would do, But she... well, she's got gonorrhea." The second old man said, " well son haven't you ever heard about oral sex? everybody's doing it these days." The groom says, "yes I have heard about that, but she also has pyorrhea." The first old man looks at the second old man, and they both nod to each other and offered this advice. "Sonny, in times like this you just more...

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond and a Former Sexual Partner
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Loins?
Oh, grand! It''s Bond.
James Bond? O07?
Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi launching bazookas?
Well, contacting you took quite a bit of doing actually. You see, first I tried Giganta Loins. I must have looked in every phone directory that MI-6 could hack into. Then I figured out that Giganta might be a code name. I mean, who has the name Giganta Loins? Rather silly, when you think about it.
Yes, yes I suppose you do like it. Anyway, I recalled that I kept one of your garments – your knickers actually. And there it was. Honey Rider is a much prettier and commonplace name. You should use that.
Ah, yes. The, uh... point. Well, it seems that... well, there''s no delicate way to put this. I have a rather nasty more...