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Generic Drug Names: Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin. So what's the generic name for viagra? Mydixadroopin
Generic Drug Names:
Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.
So what's the generic name for viagra?
Mydixadroopin
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what's the generic name for viagra? Mydixadroopin
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,' Hey, Moe!' Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Dr. Moe Howard of "The Three Stoogies " who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors who were participating in the plan. These doctors basically fall into two categories those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer part of the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and that diploma from a small Caribbean Island is very fresh.Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
A. No. Only those you more...
An Indian girl walked into a general store and asked the clerk for some toilet paper. So the clerk says, "Well, we have two brands of toilet paper: Toilet Paper Royal and the generic kind which doesn't have a name."
So the Indian girl asks, "What's the difference?", to which the clerk replies, "The generic brand is cheaper." So the Indian girl buys the generic brand and walks home.
The next day she walks into the store with the roll of toilet paper and says, "I have found a name for this toilet paper."
Curious the clerk says, "Well what is it?"
The girl replies, "John Wayne, because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap from Indians."
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. - under increasing attacks for what its critics call inadequate health care coverage for its 1.3 million workers - is preparing to sell generic prescription drugs to its employees and customers at reduced prices, according to published reports.
However, one generic drug -Sweatshopacil- will be given to Wal Mart employees for free.
For those who don't know what it is, Sweatshopacil is a drug that alleviates depression caused by working in crappy conditions for slave wages.
Side effects include nausea, oily stool, and losing the mental ability to read pro-union literature.
I bought generic margarine and it was just as good as the name brand.
I can't believe it's not I can't believe it's not butter.