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Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity." What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank." You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!"Matt replies, "What... and we weren't?"

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.

Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank.
"You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!"

Matt replies, "What... and we weren't?"

Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank is pushing legislation to legalize internet gambling.

Frank said "I love online gambling; My favorite game is called'I hope he's really 18'."

One lesbian said to the other, "I'll just be Frank with you,"
...and the other said, "Ok, you be Frank today and I'll be Frank tommorrow."

Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern Baptist preacher was making his weary way home.
As he traveled the hilly, curving country road, he overtook a car. The slow moving car was weaving from one side of the road to the other in a most disturbing manner. Being familiar with most residents of the area he recognized the car as belonging to a member of his congregation.
"Oh no," said the preacher to himself, "Frank Johnson has fallen off the wagon again. The way that car is weaving, he must be really plastered. I better pull up beside him and get him to stop before he hurts himself."
Putting thought to action, the preacher pulled along side Frank's car just in time for the next swerve to run him off the road. Over the shoulder, down a steep bank, the preacher's car rolled over twice and came to rest against a large pine tree.
Not completely more...

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Joe: Hey Frank, what do you call an Iraqi on a plane?
Frank: Hmm, terrorist bomber? Hell on air? Death on two wings?
Joe: No, a pilot you racist!