Folk Jokes

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven - one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you... but they clap their hands over their eyes.
All day I thought of you.... I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You got a face only a mother could love... unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd more...

English Folk Customsby Morris Dancer