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    Ring Up Ringo-Time to go on Tour

    In the Beatles classic "When I'm Sixty-Four," Paul McCartney predicted how his life might be at the age of 64. Now, Sir Paul IS 64, and he's having some marital woes. His impending divorce might cost him a huge chunk of his fortune.

    Perhaps the song should be re-recorded. Sing along if you'd like:

    When I am older and marry too young,
    To a woman wrong for me,
    Didn't get a pre-nup to save my ass,
    One-legged gal gonna take half my cash.
    The tabloids say I made a mistake,
    That I married a whore,
    Will you still squeeze me, will you still fleece me, when I'm 64?

    You'll take the castle, the boat and the plane,
    Even my Steinway,
    But I'm not worried-I can get some quick dough,
    Make a new album, get 5 mil for each show!
    I am a legend, the press loves and reveres,
    You a media bore,
    Will you still squeeze me, will you still fleece me, when I'm 64?

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