Fishermen Jokes / Recent Jokes
When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?" "Coplours""Cetchenny?" "Goddafew""Kindarthay?" "Bassencarp""Ennysizetoom?" "Couplapowns""Hittinhard?" "Sordalike""Wachoosen?" "Gobbawurms""Fishanonaboddum?" "Rydononaboddum""Whatchadrinkin?" "Jugajimbeam""Igoddago""Tubad""Seeyaroun""Yeahtakideezy""Guluck"
What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
Five Mexican fishermen set out for a routine fishing trip, nine months later, three returned. The boat was set adrift and floated for nine months. In the meantime, two of the fishermen starved to death because they were the worst fishermen ever. When suggested that they could fish for food, they replied, "I'm not really into to seafood. What else is around here?"
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "Thats the first time Ive ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand? Birdsthigh fish fingers! What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream? Jellyfish! What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?'Your plaice or mine'! Where does seaweed look for a job? In the' Kelp-wanted' adds! Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales! Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear? Because they have electric' eels! Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish! To whom do fish go to borrow money? The loan shark!
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I. Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I. Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didnt know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I. Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman