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Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "The East Side." "The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where on the East Side are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?" "Oh, more...

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the more...

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second more...

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then? ”"I’m from Ireland. ”"Me too! I’ll drink to that. ”They both finish their pints and order two more. ”Where in Ireland are you from? ”"Dublin. ”"Me too! I’ll drink to that. ”They both finish their pints and order two more. “Where in Dublin are you from? ”"The East Side. ”"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I’ll drink to that! ” They both finish their pints and order two more. ”Where on the East Side are you from? ”"McDonagh Street. ”"Me too! This is incredible! I’ll drink to that. ”
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, “That’s amazing! I can’t believe they’re from the same street in Dublin. What’s going on? ”"Oh, it’s nothing amazing, ” says more...

An Italian man, relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
He invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk they made love.
After a pleasant interlude, and, at what seemed to him to be the appropriate time, he stretched, asked with a smile, "So... you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied "No."
Pleasantly surprised, the young man reached for her and had his way with her again. This time she's wild, thrashing about on the bed and climaxing with screams of passion.
Again, the young man smiles, and asks, "You finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and says "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for his date. It takes all of his strength and he barely manages to do it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping bed more...

You can usually find someone to do it with.
If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
A little coffee and you can do it all night.
If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

Hi im (your name here) and i am always mean and emo like because in a society where nice guys finish last what am i to do? I have always been one of the nice guys that girls dream about, but since we are all hung or killed by the other guys we have to blend in. Well i am here to say that i will blend no more and i will be the nice guy i used to be