Feelin Jokes

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    *What GALS really mean when they type in....*
    - Blue -- I'm feeling' HORNY
    - Pink -- SEXY!
    - Red -- I LOVE YOU!
    - Green -- Feelin' a little CRAZY!
    - Orange -- I'm HAPPY
    - Yellow -- SAD!
    - Purple -- Feelin' Girly
    - Aqua -- Moody

    **What she REALLY means when she says...
    - I don't like you. (But she still flirts with you) --
    I LOVE YOU!
    - Call ya tomorrow. -- I AM NEVER CALLING YOU
    AGAIN!
    - Like the shirt. -- It would look better on my
    boyfriend.
    - Don't leave me. -- I WANT YOU!
    - I like your new hair-cut. -- YOU ARE TOTALLY
    HOTT!
    - I like you pants. -- I'd rather be in them
    with you.

    ***What she means when she touches you...
    - On the Leg -- I want you bad!
    - On the face -- I want to make-out!
    - The Arm -- Hold My Hand!
    - The Neck -- I want a kiss!

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