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These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, "I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry." Dejected, he turned and walked away. The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, "Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny." The guy hung his head, turned and walked away. The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, "Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us in either."
Obsession is the Name "These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry. Dejected, he turned and walked away.The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, Can't let you in sir. While more...
Three men are outside a pub when one said, "I dare you to go in and ask for a free glass of milk!"
One of the other men went in the pub and said, "Can I have a free glass of milk?"
"Only if you pick the scabs of my daughter's fanny!"
replied the barmaid.
"Screw that!"
The other man walked in and said, "Can I have a free glass of milk?"
"Only if you pick the scabs off my daughter's fanny!"
replied the barmaid.
"Screw that!"
When the two men went back outside they told the third one that they could only get a free glass of milk if they picked the scabs off the barmaid's daughter's fanny.
The third man said, "I wouldn't mind doing that."
The third man went in and said I will pick the scabs off your daughter's fanny if you give me a free glass of milk."
"Ok," agreed the barmaid.
He went upstairs and picked the scabs of her daughter's fanny and more...
A woman goes to the doctor with a problem.
Woman: "Doctor, doctor, I've got a bee in my fanny and it buzzes around and really pisses me off."
Doc: "OK, try this cream out and come back in a week."
1 week later:
Woman: "Doctor, doctor, the cream didn't work. The bee is still in there, and is now REALLY pissing me off."
Doc: "OK, then you need the special biological honey. Tell your husband to smear a few drops of this stuff onto his penis before you have sex. That's sure to coax the bee out - it's specially scientifically prepared for exactly this sort of problem".
1 week later:
Woman: "Doctor, that didn't work either. It's still in there."
Doc: "OK, there's nothing for it, I'm going to have to get it out myself"...
Doc smears honey on penis. The doc tries one insertion and removes penis.
Doc: "How's that - he still in there."
Woman: "Yup - didn't work more...