Exposing Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's member is being exhibited for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans, "OHHH GOD... they got my girlfriend too!!!"

Rosa just got married and, being a girl who was brought up the traditional way, was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, she was at her mother's house and was very nervous. "Don't worry, Rosa," her mother reassured her. "Antonio's a good man. Go upstairs and he will take good care of you."
When Rosa got upstairs, Antonio took off his shirt, exposing his hairy chest. She quickly ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, Antonio's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Rosa. All good men have hairy chests. Go back upstairs and he will take good care of you," said her mother.
Rosa went upstairs again and when she went into the bedroom, Antonio took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Once more, she turned and ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Antonio took off his pants and he has hairy legs!"
"Sweetheart, all good men have hairy legs," her mother explained. "Antonio is a good man. Go upstairs more...