"Wedding Night Jitters" joke
Rosa just got married and, being a girl who was brought up the traditional way, was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, she was at her mother's house and was very nervous. "Don't worry, Rosa," her mother reassured her. "Antonio's a good man. Go upstairs and he will take good care of you."
When Rosa got upstairs, Antonio took off his shirt, exposing his hairy chest. She quickly ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, Antonio's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Rosa. All good men have hairy chests. Go back upstairs and he will take good care of you," said her mother.
Rosa went upstairs again and when she went into the bedroom, Antonio took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Once more, she turned and ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Antonio took off his pants and he has hairy legs!"
"Sweetheart, all good men have hairy legs," her mother explained. "Antonio is a good man. Go upstairs and he will take good care of you."
Back upstairs Rosa went. When she got there, Antonio took off his socks and on his left foot, he was missing three toes. Running as fast as she could, Rosa went back downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Mama, Antonio has a foot and a half!"
"Stay here dear and stir the pasta," her mother exclaimed. "This is a job for Mama!"
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