Exceptionally Jokes

OUTGOING PERSONALITY.................. Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............. Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............. Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE...................... Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.......... Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................ Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY....................... Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............. Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER.................... Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING........................ Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER....................... Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE............................ Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.......... Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL............. Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL........ A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP more...

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS........... Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS........... Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.................... Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED........ Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY.............. Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY..................... Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY........... Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER.................. Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING...................... Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER..................... Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE.......................... Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS........ Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL........... Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL...... A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES............ Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT........ Lucky
KEEN more...

EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift
EMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
EMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes Simpler
EMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and Surreal
EMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate Sales
EMACS: Each Manual's Audience is Completely Stupified
EMACS: Emacs Means A Crappy Screen
EMACS: Eventually Munches All Computer Storage
EMACS: Even My Aunt Crashes the System
EMACS: Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete Simplicity
EMACS: Elsewhere Maybe Alternative Civilizations Survive
EMACS: Egregious Managers Actively Court Stallman
EMACS: Esoteric Malleability Always Considered Silly
EMACS: Emacs Manuals Always Cause Senility
EMACS: Easily Maintained with the Assistance of Chemical Solutions
EMACS: Edwardian Manifestation of All Colonial Sins
EMACS: Extended Macros Are Considered Superfluous
EMACS: Every Mode Accelerates Creation of Software
EMACS: Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are more...

Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee - Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet

Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially - Drinks a lot

Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

Aggressive - Obnoxious

Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky

Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

Career Minded - Back Stabber

Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate SalesEMACS: Each Manual's Audience is Completely StupifiedEMACS: Emacs Means A Crappy ScreenEMACS: Eventually Munches All Computer StorageEMACS: Even My Aunt Crashes the SystemEMACS: Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete SimplicityEMACS: Elsewhere Maybe Alternative Civilizations SurviveEMACS: Egregious Managers Actively Court StallmanEMACS: Esoteric Malleability Always Considered SillyEMACS: Emacs Manuals Always Cause SenilityEMACS: Easily Maintained with the Assistance of Chemical SolutionsEMACS: Edwardian Manifestation of All Colonial SinsEMACS: Extended Macros Are Considered SuperfluousEMACS: Every Mode Accelerates Creation of SoftwareEMACS: Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are SimpleEMACS: Emacs May Allow Customised ScrewupsEMACS: Excellent Manuals Are Clearly more...