Eliot Spitzer Jokes / Recent Jokes

I think I’ve got this Elliot Spitzer thing all figured out. During this past year Governor Spitzer tried to pass a law allowing illegal immigrants to have a driver’s license.

Makes sense to me. How else were these hookers getting to the Governor’s mansion?

On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion.

But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar.

This high end New York City prostitute allegedly charged Governor Spitzer five thousand dollars an hour.

And that's not the worst of it. Spitzer says he'd typically be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra even kicked in.

Five thousand bucks an hour?

Here would have been a better deal for the Governor.

You pay FIVE bucks, and you get screwed for TWO hours.

You go rent a movie starring Larry the Cable Guy.

"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!"

- Governor Eliot Spitzer