Earnhardt Jokes

A WC fan goes to his buddies to see the race and when the race starts the friends dog starts running around the coffee table full bore. Finally he asks his friend what his dog is doing. His friend states that his dog is a Dale Earnhardt fan and that he runs when Dale runs. After about fifteen more minutes the dog slows down and stops and pants for about twenty seconds and then takes off again. What was that all about? he asks his friend Well Dale just made a pit stop. So what does he do when Dale wins? I dunno, I've only had him about a year and a half.

A NASCAR fan died and went to heaven. Upon entering, this person noticed pro driver Alan Kulwicki's race car, and asked St. Peter about it. St. Peter said Alan was in heaven and his car was on display. Walking a little further, the man sees Davey Allison's car. Once again he inquired to St. Peter about it. "Davey Allison is also in heaven. In fact, God's a BIG NASCAR fan, so when drivers die, their race cars get put on display." Walking further, the individual came upon Dale Earnhardt's car - a seasoned veteran of the sport. At this sight, the new heaven dweller panicked! "Oh, No! St. Peter - Dale Earnhardt is about to win the Championship this year, and you mean to tell me he has just died?!? "No, no," St. Peter chuckled, "That's God's car. He lets Dale use it on weekends."

Dale Earnhardt Jr. has said he doesn't believe in Twitter or MySpace. Similarly, many of his fans don't believe in the Big Bang or evolution.

YOUR A REDNECK WITH U BELIVE Dale Earnhardt JR IS THE REALLY Dale Earnhardt BUT WEARING A MASK

A Florida theme park plans to name a new high-speed ride in honor of Dale Earnhardt. Right after they name an airplane after Roberto Clemente.