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Once a canditate went for an interview. Manager: What is your name?
Canditate: Sir, N. D.
Manager: What?
Canditate: I mean Nishant Das
Manager: What is your father's name? Canditate: Sir, N. D.
Manager: Again?!!
Canditate: Neelesh Das.
Manager: What is your fathers occupation?
Canditate: N. D.
Manager: Now what is it?
Canditate: Sir, he is a News Director.
manager: Where is your native place?
candidate: Sir, N. D.
Manager: What is N. D? Are you in your senses???
Canditate: Sorry sir, I am from New Delhi.
Manager: Did you work anywhere before? If yes, where.
Canditate: Yes sir, I worked at N. D.
Manager: Oh God!!!!
Canditate: Sir, I mean to say that I worked in Naval Department.
Manager: ( keeps silence)
A few seconds later
Canditate: Sir, what do you think about me?
Manager: N. D.
Canditate: Oh really!!! What is it??
Manager: NIL DUFFER!

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviouslymuch better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two'gotchas'." The golf pro didn't know what a' gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club memberswere amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100." What happened?" asked one of the members. "Well," said the pro, "I was teeingup for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his handbetween my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling' Gotcha!' Have you evertried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second' gotcha'?"