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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill (with a chuckle): "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill... and now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well, Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet, & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill... and now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."
Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument? Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
After seeing the story about the recent sex scandal of Hue Grant, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates had a burning desire to have sex with
Divin Brown ( the prostitue who was with Hue Grant). Without much trouble he arranges to meet Divine at hotel in Washington.
After sex Bill and Divine are lying on the bed and Bill who was thrilled by the whole experience says
" Now I know why they named you Divine" to which Divine mutters dissapointingly
" Now I know why you named it Micro-soft"