Ditchdigger Jokes

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    Two men in Ireland are digging a ditch, which happens to be directly across the street from a brothel. Suddenly, they see a protestant minister walk up to the front door of the house of ill repute, look around, and finally go inside.
    "Ah, will you look at that," says one of the ditchdiggers to the other, "What is our world coming to when holy men are frequenting prostitutes? It's a damn shame."
    A few minutes later, a rabbi walks up to the door of the brothel and walks in.
    "Can you believe what we're seeing here John?" says the ditchdigger. "Why, it's no wonder the youth today are so confused. The example the clergy is setting is bloody shameful."
    Next a Catholic priest enters the whorehouse.
    "Ah, what a pitty," says the ditchdigger to his friend, "one of the poor ladies must be dyin'."

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