Derek Jeter Jokes

Derek Jeter was held out of the Yankees lineup after coming down with the flu. Which, considering how many women he's been with, is the best thing he could have.

Derek Jeter is in the process of building the largest home in Tampa Bay. The estate will have 300 bedrooms in case all of his girlfriends show up at once.

Derek Jeter tied Lou Gehrig for most hits as a New York Yankee. However, Lou Gehrig never got to face the Kansas City Royals.

Derek Jeter was just named “Sportsman of the Year” by Sports Illustrated. Well, no kidding- look at the lineup surrounding that guy: Jessica Biels, Scarlet Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Alba...

Derek Jeter and Albert Pujols each won the Hank Aaron Award for the best offensive player. Milton Bradley won the award for the most offensive player.