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Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was - "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?" Boudreaux says, "Tree' n tree' n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99". Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree' n dirty tree' n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting more...
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.
The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
Boudreaux says, "Tree' n tree' n tree makes nine."
"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".
Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.
"Der ya go sir," he says.
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree' n dirty tree' n dirty more...
Der next night vas Christmas
Der night is vas schtill
Der stockings vas hung
By der chimney to fill.
Der shildren vas snuggled
All up in der bed
And mama in nightgown
And I up ahead...
Vas searchink around
In der dark for der toys
Ve krept around kviet
Not to make any noise.
Und mudder vas carrying
Der toys in her gown
Showink her person
From up her vaist down.
Und ven she came near
Der crib of our boy
Our youngest und sveetest
Our pride und our choy...
His eyes vide open
As he peeked from his cot...
Und seen everythink
Dot his mudder has got!
He didn't even notice
Der toys in her lap...
He chust asked,
"For whom ist dot little fur cap?"
Und mudder said "hush"
Und she laughed mit delight...
I tink I give dat
To your father tonight!
Tony went into the fish market to apply for a job.
The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Bronx kid, so he decided to set a test for Tony hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Tony says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.
The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
Tony says, "Tree' n tree' n tree makes nine."
"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".
Tony stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.
"Der ya go sir," he says.
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Tony answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so more...
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her:
"Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your food is bakgat!"
The Queen gets pissed off with this Queen bit and says to Van. "Mr Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen this and Queen that the correct title is "Your highness".
Van says, ". . jis that is unbelievable, my brother's name is also Johannes and he is also a queen!"
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: "Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your food is bakgat!" The Queen gets pissed off with this Queen bit and says to Van. "Mr Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen this and Queen that the correct title is "Your highness". Van says, ". . jis that is unbelievable, my brother's name is also Johannes and he is also a queen!"