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    A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

    The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

    Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy," and proceeds to draw three trees.

    The boss says, "What the hell is that?"

    Boudreaux says, "Tree' n tree' n tree makes nine."

    "Fair enough," says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99."

    Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says.

    The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

    Boudreaux more...

    Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

    The first question was - "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
    Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.

    The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
    Boudreaux says, "Tree' n tree' n tree makes nine."
    "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".

    Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says.

    The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
    Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree' n more...

    Sven & Olaf were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
    'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter', he replied.
    Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
    Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
    Vell', replied Olaf,' I got it from my Genie'
    'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
    'Ya, shure, it's right here in my tackle box, says Olaf.
    Could I see him?' asked Sven.
    Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
    Addressing the Genie, Sven says,' Hey dere, I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'
    'Yes, I will', says the Genie.
    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million more...

    A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that ole lazy cajun..."

    He decided to set a test for Boudreaux, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without any problems.

    The first question the boss asked was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy," and draws three oak trees. The boss says, "What the hell's that?" Boudreaux says, "Tree' n' tree' n' tree makes nine."

    The boss says, "Fair enough." "Second question, same rules, but this time represent 99."

    Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Dere ya go, sir," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Boudreaux says, "Each tree is dirty more...

    Ebonics Version of Windows ‘98 Debuts!
    Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled “It be a fresh Window. ” It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.
    There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.
    When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar windows chime is replaced With a “phat getto track that melts ‘em down wit dope-ass bass, ” The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall - along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs.
    On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with “Dis My Shit. ”
    The Recycle Bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster.
    If users are logged on to a network, the Network Neighborhood is replaced With “Da Hood. ”
    Users have their choice of two animated screen savers: “Marquee, ” a lil’ G spray- painting dirty words that move across the screen; or more...

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