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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Cover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:
... PRICELESS!
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:... PRICELESS!
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."