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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom night and neither of them had a date for it. So one day, the girl approaches her brother and says "Hey, you got a date for the prom yet?" He says "No, why? You got someone lined up for me?" "You might say that. Why don't you take me to the prom?" "Take you? You kidding? You're my sister!" "Well, are you taking somebody else out?" "You know I don't have a date, Sis. " "And neither do I. But we both want to go to the prom, don't we?" Her brother nods. She continues, "So we should go with each other." The brother can't see anything wrong with her reasoning, so he tells his sister that if neither of them has a date by Wednesday evening he will take her to the prom. Wednesday evening rolls around. Neither of the siblings has a date, so the brother tells his sister that he'll take more...
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I have seen your wife."
Dad: "Son, what do you want for your birthday?"
Son: "Just a radio, dad, with a sports car around it."
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure!", replied her lover. "What's your phone number?"
Young Man: "Would you like to dance with me?"
Young Woman: "Do you expect me to dance with a baby!"
Young Man: "I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were pregnant."
A doctor sent a bill to his patient. Underneath the bill he wrote: "This bill is now one year old."
Back came the reply: "Happy Birthday!"