Dads Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three young boys were in the schoolyard bragging about their dads.
"My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $50," the first boy said.
"Well, get this," the second boy said. "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $100."
"I have both of you beat," said the third boy. "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"