Cow Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the road!"The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn't affect us chickens!"
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!