Cookbook Jokes

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    I recently a bought a Chinese cookbook entitled 50 ways to Wok your dog!

    One evening two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sports to politics, and then to cooking.
    "I got a cookbook once," said the bachelor. "But I couldn't do anything with it."
    "Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?" asked his friend.
    "You said it." The first guy replied, nodding. "Every one of those recipes began the same way: 'Take a clean plate....'"

    A Thanksgiving Cookbook
    by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
    NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.
    Jason - Chicken Pie
    Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir it all around again. Then you cook it for 5 minutes at 9 degrees. Then you eat it.
    Christopher - Pumpkin Pie
    First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4 degrees. Then you eat it.
    Christine - Turkey
    First you buy the turkey. Then you cook it for 5 hours and 5 degrees. Then you cut it up and you eat it.
    Isabelle - Spaghetti
    Put those red things in it. Then put the spaghetti in it. Then cook it in the oven for 2 minutes at 8 degrees.
    Olivia - Corn
    Get hot water and put on stove. Wait for 8 minutes. Put corn in. Then put it on a plate. Then eat.
    Nicholas - White and more...

    A Thanksgiving Cookbook
    by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class.
    NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.
    Ivette - Banana Pie
    You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
    Russell - Turkey
    You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.
    Geremy - Turkey
    You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.
    Andrew - Pizza
    Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.
    Shelby - Apple Sauce
    Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put them in a more...

    A Thanksgiving Cookbook
    by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
    NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.
    Ivette - Banana Pie
    You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
    Russell - Turkey
    You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.
    Geremy - Turkey
    You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.
    Andrew - Pizza
    Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.
    Shelby - Applesauce
    Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put more...

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