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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."

A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasnt a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."

Knock Knock Who's there! Con! Con who? Con unhinged!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?